Thursday, May 29, 2008
29-30 may:
WHACKY DREAMS.
yupps. whacky like schzoomp.
schzoomp's a made up word xD
dream #1:
i went to the arcade and saw this white signboard that said 'The Arcade' so feeling bored i took a picture of it and posted it on my blog.
at a press conference, Vanessa Hudgens came forward with a laptop (Zac following dutifully behind her- damn, she's wearing this gorgeous black minidress with gold high heels) and she went to my blog URL and declared the picture a scandal, and that it invaded she and zac's private life.
so i stood there feeling silly, goggling at the picture of a white sign, thinking 'how on earth is it scandalous??!!"
all reporters eyes were on me and Vanessa threw me a triumphant look. she sued me on national television!!
comment: an idiotic dream of course.
dream #2:
at temasek parade square for morning assembly. grace was supposed to be sitting behind me but when the national anthem was playing, a guy's voice was singing behind me.
he wasn't singing the national anthem though. he was singing my favourite song.
after the national anthem was over, i whirled around and came face to face with _______!
me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
______ (grins): aw, you don't miss me?
me: where's grace?!!
______: i shifted her somewhere...
me: YOU SHIFTED MY BEST FRIEND OUT?? WHERE??!
______ (whispers): don't pretend you never wanted to sit near me in your whole life...now's your chance.
after Mr Sara was done with the announcements, i got up to go to my class, but he pulled me aside.
______: want me to treat you with a cuppacino or latte? interested?
me (frowns): NO. i have lessons, dummy. besides, i can't skip
______: c'mon. no teacher would notice.
as so happens, we had a date at Starbucks, which fictionally speaking, exists in the school canteen.
and i had fun. we didn't get caught by any teacher! (:
comment: the blank '_____'i can't tell you who it is! haha!
dream #3:
so i dreamt that i'm 21, i'm rich and famous. and, i was hosting a party/arts festival in a France museum.
it was a masquerade ball. i was wearing a beautiful orange flowy gown with a mask, of course.
the curator had a problem with a painting, and asked me to create a distraction.
without thinking, i blurted out "who wants to make out with me?"
to my horror, a group of guys standing near a painting turned around and they all gave me amused looks.
all my crushes and ex crushes. all wearing hot tuxedos and holding a glass of champhane. let's name them A, B, C, D, E. geez, i felt like a fool.
A: we brought dates...pauline.
B laughs.
C: who knew you could be ever so....desperate?
A, B, C, D, E laugh.
but ______arms his way through the crowd and said "i do"
E: what?!
______: you heard me (looks at me) i do.
so _______ sweeps me into his arms and we made out. OMG
E chokes on his champhane. B drops the glass in fright. A and D turn away, and C just stared.
the curator: you can stop, ahem, you're...distraction, now. the painting's fixed.
comment: that guy '_____' is neither an ex crush or crush at all. its a random guy who i'm acquainted with. i never liked liked him and i dream about him?? what is wrong with me?? but he is good looking, i have to admit.
it has to be the romance novels and movies i read and watch. it has to be. then otherwise, explain why most my dreams are....i dunno, romance??!!
now reading Ally Carter's 'Cheating on Solitare'.
romance, no doubt.
Lance Collins is HOT (fictional character but who cares??) he can act, he is gentle, very manly, polite, kind, PLUS he can bake, cook and fold clothes.
you tell me how many men can do that?
in the book, Lance is an actor who is photographed with a best-selling novelist, Julia James. so tabloid splashes out lies, saying that these 2 are love birds and that...well, they're expecting a baby, all these untrue, of course.
so Julia and Lance ran off to another country to escape evil rumors. well, they fall in love while Lance stays at Julia's place.
NICE. i kept giggling at the sappy parts. you know, when Lance was dancing with Julia, he couldn't think of any thing to say so he said "Julia..? i liked the pork."
haha. are boys normally like that? they actually lose nerve??
COOL. hilarious. a must read XD
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1. went to vivo city on sunday. my sister was lusting after this black and pink OP shirt, and refused to let mom buy it for her- she wants to buy it herself.
geez, she's weird. you can just open your mouth, and say "i want that. and if you're fine with it, buy it for me, please?"
NOOO. she wants the hard way out T.T
so sis, lust after that top for how many days....till it sells out (hopefully)
i am MEAN xD
2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON! YOU'RE 16 NOW, CUZ (: I'LL SEND MY LOVE ALL THE WAY TO USA. I MISS IAN TOO. HOPE YOU HAVE A SUPER PARTY OR SOMETHING, of which i can't be invited :(
so ignore the date on this post 'may 29', its supposed to be 'june 2'
don't ask why.
Stuffs I painted @ 10:57 PM
